My Life In Color

bullied:

90% of the contacts in my phone are useless.

(via nutellaprince)

kalories:

no one wants to fertilize my eggs we can stop with the monthly foolishness

(via departured)

nokiabae:

my biggest fear is I’m married & my husband says, “let’s cut sugar out of our diet” so I have to leave with the kids in the middle of the night

(via departured)

cravings:

if u can’t afford pizza u can’t afford me

(Source: cravings, via relahvant)